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My wife recently reminded me that she's bisexual - she only likes to have sex twice a year.

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I'm not surprised so many chinese people love 69.

Sizzling beef with szechuan sauce is my favourite as well!

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I went to the bank yesterday to get a car loan.

Now I've got just about enough money to fill up the tank!

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My wife told me that I'm one in a million.

Having looked through the texts on her phone, she's probably right.

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If you illegally download mp3 music whilst on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a 'Pirate of the Caribbean?'

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Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?

She's really good at cooking socks!

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